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A Meaningless Star In The Sky: Typing from my phone is hard but here are things that MUST be...

ameaninglessstarinthesky:

Typing from my phone is hard but here are things that MUST be said

Joey Richter is the softest man I’ve ever touched
Paige told/yelled at Dylan Saunders about the new york times magazine thing but he looked clueless so i am ok
Dylan’s rendition of Sami almost made me cry
I told him this
Charlene…

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Coup De Main’s holding a competition for Ed Sheeran tickets

in which you have to write a short story on the relationship between Ed and the cat in is video for Drunk. Practical, real-life situation where my writing skills are completely necessary? HELL YES 

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Why I Hate Religion, But Love Jesus || Spoken Word (by bball1989)
WOW. 

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gunnarolla:

andrewismusic:

We covered Hot Problems and Friday.

So fun/fun/fun/fun

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jeric-kripke:

oldfilmsflicker:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg

holy shit

i would have promised you my soul

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quagmirevader:

benedictatorship:

mortally-coiled:

randomdrivelandnonsense:

whisperingwordsofwisdom:

General Relativity in 8 gifs

Reblog every time.

Ta-da!

I haven’t seen this.

What is this?

Why have I not seen this?

oh my god

Brilliant!

(Source: gallifreyfieldsforever)

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UGH,can you just not say tumblr out loud? You make it sound so disgusting

me trying to read fanfiction

senbo-sencho:

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

You have no idea how often I sit there and try to figure out this kinda shit. lol

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