I DEMAND EUPHORIA

tylerhoechlbear:

Tyler complimenting Dylan’s skills and acting like usual. 

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

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gingerhaole:

The Cecil to accompany my friend Maria’s Carlos! She said she imagined Cecil as an Asian guy, maybe kind of chubby from all the government-mandated pizza. I’m sort of in love with the idea of a heavy Cecil (and/or a heavy Carlos), so I may have to do a full-body version eventually.
This is modeled on my friend Keoki, who was a really good sport about it.

gingerhaole:

The Cecil to accompany my friend Maria’s Carlos! She said she imagined Cecil as an Asian guy, maybe kind of chubby from all the government-mandated pizza. I’m sort of in love with the idea of a heavy Cecil (and/or a heavy Carlos), so I may have to do a full-body version eventually.

This is modeled on my friend Keoki, who was a really good sport about it.

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150dollars:

kissedbyatroll:

I love how he just catches her

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

150dollars:

kissedbyatroll:

I love how he just catches her

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

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gershwinpalmers:

actual angel muffin cecil palmer but angels arent real

gershwinpalmers:

actual angel muffin cecil palmer
but angels arent real
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gingerhaole:

Carlos sits Cecil down for a full-scale exam For Science, starting with that lovely (alleged) third eye.
Even I think my Carlos is hot, but then, I have a terrific weakness for dark-haired dudes going gray at the temples.

gingerhaole:

Carlos sits Cecil down for a full-scale exam For Science, starting with that lovely (alleged) third eye.

Even I think my Carlos is hot, but then, I have a terrific weakness for dark-haired dudes going gray at the temples.

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castielangelofthursdays:

I’m feeling cold today, and cute. Cute too.

castielangelofthursdays:

I’m feeling cold today, and cute. Cute too.

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The reason that conservative politicians can keep launching one attack after another against sexual freedom and reproductive rights without worrying about losing their base of straight white male support is that straight white men know they will never have to obey these laws. So they can feel free to posture about how terrible all this sex is and how it’s supposedly ruining “the family,” all while knowing that they are safe to keep having all the sex they want, even the kinky sex, without any real fear of being punished for it in the way that other people have to fear they will be.

With this law, the reason is obvious: Because of Lawrence v. Texas, the ban on oral sex in Louisiana is unenforceable. So this is purely a symbolic move, meant to shore up a general social disapproval of non-procreative sex. But, let’s be clear that social disapproval will be selectively applied. Straight men will continue to enjoy social support for having sex while their female partners are shamed for it.
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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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snortrax:

strangeasanjles:

mloreley:

beringandwellscrew:

rmlfvr:

These classical musicians play their instruments in a way you’ve never seen before.

A rather compelling visual experience, on top of being a flawless musical demonstration, performed by Salut Salon, a charming German quartet from Hamburg. 

WOW!!!!
Just WOW!!!

Perfection!

This is marvelous.

a mazingngggggg

(Source: youtube.com)

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blackfemalescientist:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

atomic-glitter:

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

Boob cups are even worse than that. Because they curve around the breast, if you’re hit in the chest all the force is concentrated on the sternum, which will break and potentially puncture the heart and lungs. But i guess the people who draw them are hoping that the enemies will be too aroused to attack?

blackfemalescientist:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

atomic-glitter:

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

Boob cups are even worse than that. Because they curve around the breast, if you’re hit in the chest all the force is concentrated on the sternum, which will break and potentially puncture the heart and lungs. But i guess the people who draw them are hoping that the enemies will be too aroused to attack?

(Source: crazybitcharoundhere)

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